I believe Louis from the film "Interview with the Vampire" (1994), plays a good Ralph. I pick him because like Ralph, he posseses a sense of innocence and wisdom inside him. Louis is strong and brave. He stands up for him self and always does the right thing, even when it takes other people to over power him. Both characters share a lot in common, one example is that they stand up for what they truly believe in and not let other people get in their way.

I think the character of Lestat, played by Tom Cruise would make a good Jack. The character of Lestat has appeared in so many books and films, such as "Queen of the Dammed" and "Interview with the Vampire" where he was good friends with vampire Louis which then became his enemy.. Like Jack Merridew, Lestat is selfish and concieted. Lestat was known to rebel against whoever overpowers him and always wants to be on top. He is foolish and immature, therefore I believe he plays Jack best.

Renfield, the slave of Count Dracula would be a good match for the role of Piggy for he is the dork who everyone pushes around. He is not a vampire. Like Piggy, Renfield is just a sidekick and is always being bullied by everyone else. He is as weird and annoying like Piggy. Renfield is quite smart and makes sense of things (sometimes), but however, no one notices that side of him and focuses on how lame and stupid he is. Renfield's master, Dracula could not do without him for he does all the dirty work for his master, just like how Ralph is convinient to have Piggy around to keep him company when everyone else is gone.

Claudia from "Interview with the Vampire" would play Simon best because she is little and clueless just like Simon. Claudia is a confused vampire, wondering around not aware of things. She is dependent of her two uncles, Louis and Lestat, like how Simon depends on the big ones. However Claudia begins to stand up for herself and goes her own way, like how Simon became and left the big ones to climb the mountain by himself. Claudia and Simon share the same personality in terms of being the timid and innocent characters in the cast.

I pick the Joker from Batman to play Roger because the Joker is violent and does not care about his actions. The Joker kills people, even the ones he knew and doesn't care nor show emotion, just like how Roger murdered Piggy. People like Roger and the Joker are heartless and capable of killing almost everyone. Both characters are quite dangerous and cannot be trusted. Even though the Joker does not go with my "vampire-theme" I believe the Joker can make a good Roger.

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THE BEASTIE

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"ONION" FIELD

----The vampires would be stuck in a little ranch in the middle of an onion field stretching over a hundred yards. The vampires cannot escape because they fear and are allergic to onions so they end up being stuck inside the little house without any humans to feed on except for Renfield. However none of the vampires are allowed to touch Renfield for he was Count Dracula's servant.

---- The beastie lives in the onion field and are waiting patiently for them to get out the little house.

----The presence and scent of the onions growing in the field are weakening the vampires unabling them to turn into bats to escape.

---- Renfield, being the only human is cabable of stepping out the house and to go get help but with the beastie waiting outside, Renfield cowers and can't go get help.

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" The Nightmare in the Onion Fields"